diff --git a/src/templates/home.html b/src/templates/home.html
index 6d8ebdb..8f24796 100755
--- a/src/templates/home.html
+++ b/src/templates/home.html
@@ -7,7 +7,7 @@
                 src="{{ url_for('static', filename='photos/extradimensionalSq.avif') }}"
                 id="homeIcon"
                 fetchpriority=high
-                alt="logo"
+                alt="Biblically Accurate Seraphim"
             />
         </div>
     </div>
@@ -27,17 +27,17 @@
       <img class='blinkies' alt="They took my blood but it wasn't DNA, it was USA" src="{{ url_for('static', filename='photos/blinkies/usa.gif') }}" />
       <img class='blinkies' alt='Bob the Builder gif' src="{{ url_for('static', filename='photos/blinkies/bobthebuilder.gif') }}" />
         <div>
+            <br />
+            <strong> You've reached the website for Andrew Simonson's personal online shenanigans.</strong>
             <h3>Now What?</h3>
             <p>
-                As far as linking my online presence together goes...... mission
-                accomplished.<br />I guess I can grant myself some titles while
-                I'm at it:
+                Go back and find the link that I originally shared.  Or poke around.  Be your own person.</br>
+                I guess I'll grant myself some titles while I'm at it:
             </p>
             <ul>
               <li>Load-Bearing Coconut</li>
               <li>Wicked Wizard of the West</li>
-              <li>Brown Belt Fucker Arounder, Black Belt Finder Outer</li>
-              <li>Hater of Bloat, Enemy of Node.js</li>
+              <li>Enemy of Node.js, Hater of Bloat</li>
               <li>Creator and Harnesser of Energy</li>
             </ul>
         </div>
diff --git a/src/templates/projects.html b/src/templates/projects.html
index 82270b8..a6b5a9d 100755
--- a/src/templates/projects.html
+++ b/src/templates/projects.html
@@ -19,9 +19,9 @@
                 findings for friends. Now I develop tracable AI built on
                 deductive reasoning, maintaning scientific methodology in an
                 industry obsessed with implicit rules and exclusive empiricism.
-                As the analysis grew more sophisticated, so too did the tech
+                <!-- As the analysis grew more sophisticated, so too did the tech
                 stack - to the point that I now manage most services, like this
-                website, end to end, container image to insight visual.
+                website, end to end, container image to insight visual. -->
                 <br />
                 <br />
                 I get bored and throw random stuff on this website. It's a form